May 1 — Nothing To See Here

Today Was Terrible: On May 1st, 1776, Adam Weishaupt founded a secret society that is definitely not evil, absolutely not trying to take over the world, and probably isn’t real anyway…the Illuminati.

“The Illuminati was wiped out” — says one historian who is absolutely, 100% part of the not-real secret group.

Just look at how shifty this guys eyes are. He is undeniably planning covert world domination

TWT #121

Originally published at http://www.todaywasterrible.com on May 1, 2019.