John: “I’m going to the washroom.”
Joe: “Same but I’m holding food.”
John: “Okay.”
Joe: “I guess I’ll leave the food outside.”
John: “Yep.”
… washroom matters …
Joe: “I really hope my food wasn’t stolen.”
John: “True.”
Joe: “It wasn’t! I am a happy goose.”
John: “Cool.”
…
John: “That was a cool story bro, why don’t you write a blog about it.”