HUMOR
Conversations With Donnie the Orange Tabby Who Thinks He is Donald Trump
Conversations recorded by Donnie the cat’s owner
Published in
Aug 7, 2024
Early February, 2015
“Want gun.”
“You don’t have fingers and I wouldn’t give you a gun if you did. No gun.”
“Need gun.”
“Why?”
“Prove who I am.”
“You are not Donald Trump. You are an obese, mentally impaired cat with a massive ego.”
“Need gun to kill someone.”
“Who, me?”
“Someone on Fifth Avenue.”
Mid October, 2016
“Buy cats.”
“What? You hate other cats. Why?”
“Grab them. Prove who I am.”
June 2017
“What is Covfefe?”
Late April, 2020
“Need bleach.”
November 3d, 2020
“I won.”
November 6th, 2024
“Don’t want to go to jail.”
