SATIRE
I Have Decided I Cannot Vote For Camila
I just cannot
Reluctantly, I have switched my party allegiance to Republican because of my realization there are too many problems with Harris.
She spells her name wrong
Any half-educated nitwit knows the name is Camila, not Kamala. Was she thinking of Caramel? Maybe, but that too is spelled with a C, not a K.
I say “was she thinking” because no parent would name their child Kamala. I bet they actually named her Pamela.
I don’t know how to pronounce it
Is it Ka-MAL-a or KA-ma-la? Who knows? I doubt she does either. It’s simply ridiculous.
And think of some state who won’t put her on the ballot? Nobody is going to embarrass themselves by writing in Kamala.
Oh, and is Harris even her real name? Her husband’s name is Emhoff. That’s fraud!
Is that her in this picture?
Doesn’t dare show her face! And look at that garish nail polish!
No President has ever worn heels
Some FBI director may have, but that’s not the President. Putting someone in heels in such a prestigious office defies…
