DEAD DEMOCRACY
I’m Wondering How Long Before Poking the Presidential Bear Will Be a Felony or Worse?
Hell, it might be traitorous
That’s me standing before a firing squad after the MAGA Cleansing Council decided that I am someone who lied about the Orange Turd who became President For Life.
I might have talked my way out of that one, but they also proved I voted for Kamala and referred to some of my MAGA neighbors as “Repugnants”. Even though the prosecutor admitted that word is not defined in any current dictionary, my neighbors said they were traumatized and in fear of their lives.
As one neighbor explained, “He always was liberal commie pinko scum.”
I might have skated by that too, but the neighbor looked down at the notes the prosecutor had helpfully provided and quickly added, “And a God hating atheist.” The jury muttered angrily and one of them had to be restrained from pointing his AR-15 at me in open court.
After the bailiff got him settled, the judge explained that he fully sympathized with the juror’s intentions, but spraying the courtroom with bullets might harm someone not guilty of insurrection and wise-ass remarks.
