HUMOR

Living Without Triple Chocolate Yogurt

It might be possible

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My wife and I both enjoy Kemps’ Triple Chocolate frozen yogurt. I indulge myself once a week; my wife dives in every day. Well, every day that we have any in our freezer.

The problem I have with Kemps’ Triple Chocolate frozen yogurt is not in its ingredients, not in its 17g of added sugar, and most definitely not in its taste. My problem is that Kemps’ Triple Chocolate frozen yogurt is often in short supply at local stores. Even though I know my wife shouldn’t eat so much of the stuff, I do not want to take any more than my three tiny scoops once a week for fear that my wife will not find it in our freezer when she wants it.

And yes, part of it is her disappointed look when this lack of Kemps’ Triple Chocolate frozen yogurt happens. I do not like to see her unhappy. But more than that, I do not like to see us run out of Triple Chocolate frozen yogurt.

And this happens. It happens all too frequently. Kemps’ Triple Chocolate frozen yogurt is a popular flavor — I suspect if you were to throw out every other Kemps flavor from the store shelves and refill them with Triple Chocolate, the shelves would still be empty by mid-week.

When the shelves are empty, my wife springs into action. While I sit quietly in a…

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Anthony (Tony/Pcunix) Lawrence 👀
Tony’s Junk Drawer

Retired Unix Consultant. I write tech and humor mostly but sometimes other things. See my Lists if your interests are specific.