POLITICAL HUMOR

Terrified Trump Takes Traditional Track

Backing out ain’t hard to do

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So he backed out. This is a bit surprising because it means he is smart enough to realize that he isn’t smart enough to debate “Karmela”, if that’s what he thinks her name is now.

I’m sad, though, and therefore have prepared some possible zingers Kamala could have used when he acted up at the cage match. I use that term because only one woman was ever going to walk out alive.

When he mangles her name

“Oh, doh-neld, don’t bother trying. We know these multi-syllable words can be hard for you.”

When he talks out of turn

“Hey, guys, the child is trying to be heard. Turn on his mic!”

When he lies

“Gosh, Donnie, I lost track of your fibs. Could you refresh my memory on the count?”

When he says she isn’t Black

“Are you German, Donnie? Or is it Scottish? This mixed parentage stuff gets so confusing, doesn’t it?”

If he says she ‘happened to turn black”

“When did you turn orange?”

When he calls her…