(The Top 5 Science humor list for 13 June 2017)

The Top 10 Rejected Science Documentary Titles

Larry Baum
Top 5 Science
1 min readJun 13, 2017

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10) Feline Incontinence: Tinking Outside The Box

9) How Many Holes Does It Really Take to Fill the Albert Hall?

8) An Inconvenient Rash: Global Warming’s Effect on Dermatitis

7) Death Of Pi: Quest For The Last Digit

6) Who Moved My Amoebic Dysentery? Proof That Craig Has Been Stealing My Lunch

5) From Bongs To Booze: 100 Other Uses For An Erlenmeyer Flask

4) There Once Was A Woman From Nantucket: The Story Of Astronomer Maria Mitchell

3) 4,022 Words For Snow

2) Global Warbling: Environmental Effects of Carbon Dioxide Released by Birdsong

1) March of the Sloths

Selected from 27 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

1: Roy Skogstrom, Pepeekeo, HI
2: Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH
3: James Rice, North Tustin, CA
4: Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY
5: Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY
6: Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY
7: James Rice, North Tustin, CA
8: Paul Van Opens, Ellicott City, MD
9: Mark Weiss, Austin, TX
10: James Rice, North Tustin, CA
Topic: James Rice, North Tustin, CA
List Moderator: Larry Baum, Kowloon, Hong Kong
Copyright 2017 by Larry Baum

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