The Top 10 Ways to Slow Electrons in Fusion Reactions
(see https://yhoo.it/2vIKa4c)
10) Feed them a BIG meal.
9) Attach each to a buckyball and chain.
8) Red & blue flashing lights
7) With a good old fashioned game of red light/green light
6) All you need is just one positive influence on them to tell them to slow down.
5) Molasses
4) Pay them by the hour.
3) Hire a surprisingly smart clown to create a Bozo-Einstein condensate to coalesce the electrons into a unicycle quantum mechanical entity.
2) Station some scantily clad protons along the route.
1) Teeny tiny speed bumps
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