The Top 4 New Animal Varieties
(The Top 5 Science humor list for 16 May 2017)
4) Homo Meanderthalensis: Predecessors to moderns humans noted for their inability to migrate in a straight line
3) Drosopapilla: Genus of fly that feeds exclusively on fried pastry
2) Rock-Hound: Not very fast, yet highly valued by geologists
1) Dalai Llamas: They still spit on you, but afterwards meditate on what they’ve done.
Selected from 12 submissions from 4 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
1: Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH
2: James Rice, North Tustin, CA
3: Paul Van Opens, Ellicott City, MD
4: Paul Van Opens, Ellicott City, MD
List Moderator: Larry Baum, Kowloon, Hong Kong