The Top 4 New Animal Varieties

(The Top 5 Science humor list for 16 May 2017)

4) Homo Meanderthalensis: Predecessors to moderns humans noted for their inability to migrate in a straight line

3) Drosopapilla: Genus of fly that feeds exclusively on fried pastry

2) Rock-Hound: Not very fast, yet highly valued by geologists

1) Dalai Llamas: They still spit on you, but afterwards meditate on what they’ve done.

Selected from 12 submissions from 4 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

1: Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH
2: James Rice, North Tustin, CA
3: Paul Van Opens, Ellicott City, MD
4: Paul Van Opens, Ellicott City, MD
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