The Top 5 Things Detectable In Breath

(The Top 5 Science humor list for 2 May 2017)

Note: A study reported that diseases can be diagnosed from breath (http://bit.ly/2hehDft).

5) Athlete’s foot, for those who keep saying embarrassing things

4) Date-ability

3) Gullibility. Just breathe into an envelope with 2 $100 bills and send it in for your diagnosis.

2) Wasabi & anchovy jerky — for at least two weeks

1) Whether or not you’re alive (administered via mirror)

Selected from 27 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

1: Paul Van Opens, Ellicott City, MD
2: James Rice, North Tustin, CA
3: Marshall Gatten, Albuquerque, NM
4: Marissa Van Opens, Madison, WI
5: Paul Van Opens, Ellicott City, MD
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