The Top 5 Yet-To-Be Released New Discoveries On Pluto

The Top 5 Science list for February 14, 2017

Larry Baum
Top 5 Science
1 min readFeb 15, 2017

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5) Fleas

4) The lambada is just catching on there.

3) Due to retrograde economic policies on Triton, the Kuiper Belt has been tightened.

2) Highly elliptical orbit? Rotates on its side? Orbital path not on the same plane as the other planets? Turns out Pluto is a raging alcoholic.

and the Number 1 Yet-To-Be Released New Discovery On Pluto…

1) There is no Starbucks.

Selected from 30 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

1: Peter Casper, Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
2: Paul Van Opens, Ellicott City, MD
3: Roy Skogstrom, Pepeekeo, HI
4: Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH
5: Mark Weiss, Austin, TX
5: Peter Casper, Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
5: James Rice, North Tustin, CA
Topic: Pete Van Opens, Oconomowoc, WI
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