(The Top 5 Science humor list for 25 July 2017)

The Top 6 Dangers Of Dioxide

Larry Baum
Jul 25, 2017 · 1 min read

6) It makes ribonucleic acid bad ass.

5) Ganging up with that carbon guy to cause environmental chaos.

4) If you think Frankenstein’s monster’s temper ignited when exposed to fire, wait til you see dioxide.

3) Turning your guacamole and apple slices brown just as your wife’s boss arrives for dinner.

2) Once it gets together with its buddy silicon, it finds the smallest corner it can and never leaves.

1) With “Die” right in its name, its goal is pretty clear.

Selected from 22 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

1: Marissa Van Opens, Madison, WI
2: Marissa Van Opens, Madison, WI
3: Roy Skogstrom, Pepeekeo, HI
4: Paul Van Opens, Ellicott City, MD
5: Pete Van Opens, Oconomowoc, WI
6: James Rice, North Tustin, CA
List Moderator: Larry Baum, Kowloon, Hong Kong
Topic: Larry Baum, Kowloon, Hong Kong
Copyright 2017 by Larry Baum

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