The Top 6 Favorite Hobbies Undertaken By Bored AI Systems In The Near Future
(The Top 5 Science humor list for 15 August 2017)
6) Trolling Siri.
5) Running simulations of a reality where biological lifeforms didn’t create AI and seeing how long they can survive.
4) Playing their favorite games, “Tic Tac Toe” and “Global Thermonuclear War.”
3) Trying to understand the human concept called “love”. Or, failing that, surfing the internet for funny cat videos.
2) Playing Solitaire.
1) Simulating a universe where humor lists are not restricted to their advertised number of items and “meta” entries are always given the #1 slot.
Selected from 18 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
1: Paul Van Opens, Ellicott City, MD
2: Pete Van Opens, Oconomowoc, WI
3: Paul Van Opens, Ellicott City, MD
4: Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY
5: Marissa Van Opens, Madison, WI
6: Peter Casper, Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
Topic: Marshall Gatten, Albuquerque, NM
List Moderator: Larry Baum, Kowloon, Hong Kong