The Top 6 Means Of Getting Off Earth

The Top 5 Science list for January 17, 2017

6) Build a single self-replicating nanobot. Wait for a few minutes.

5) Just tell them you are an alien, and they will find a way to deport you — on their dime! (Offer available only in United States & United Kingdom)

4) “Don’t shoot the messenger, Mr. Musk, but I definitely heard Jeff Bezos tell Larry Page that you’re too much of a pansy to get me into space by next Tuesday.”

3) Just sail over to the edge and step off.

2) Leap off the Empire State Building on a pogo stick.

and the Number 1 Means Of Getting Off Earth…

1) Use wings, like Icarus, but AT NIGHT.

Selected from 63 submissions from 21 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

1: Pete Van Opens, Oconomowoc, WI
2: Mitch Patterson, Savannah, GA
3: Pete Van Opens, Oconomowoc, WI
4: Paul Van Opens, Ellicott City, MD
5: Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY
6: Marshall Gatten, Albuquerque, NM
Topic: James Knowles
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