The Top 6 Similarities With Star Trek That We Wish The Future DIDN’T Hold

(The Top 5 Science humor list for 23 May 2017)

6) Those darn aliens taking our Star Fleet jobs

5) Whatever will happen to our digestive system that results in never using a toilet

4) Incessantly blinking lights

3) Super dangerous to wear red shirts

2) People. Who. Talk. Like. This.

1) We discover life on a distant planet, only to disappointingly find out that they are humanoid, speak English, and have befouled their planet beyond habitability.

Selected from 18 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

1: Roy Skogstrom, Pepeekeo, HI
2: Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH
3: Jerry Lane, Newark, NJ
4: Pete Van Opens, Oconomowoc, WI
5: Paul Van Opens, Ellicott City, MD
6: Marissa Van Opens, Madison, WI
Topic: Marshall Gatten, Albuquerque, NM
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