The Top 7 Applications Of Lead-To-Gold Transmutation
7) 50th anniversary album from Led Zeppelin.
6) Should definitely cause a major influx of residents and boost the general economy of Michigan.
5) Encasing nuclear reactors in gold would attract investors.
4) People even happier now that things are a gold pipe cinch
3) Battery recycling will disappear as “Cash 4 Batteries!” stores open up in strip malls everywhere.
2) Your lead ass becomes a golden ass.
1) Turning lead into gold would sure make some of that old paint really sparkle.
Selected from 22 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
1: Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY
2: Roy Skogstrom, Pepeekeo, HI
3: Paul Van Opens, Ellicott City, MD
4: Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH
5: Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY
6: Pete Van Opens, Oconomowoc, WI
6: Marissa Van Opens, Madison, WI
7: Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH
7: Jerry Lane, Newark, NJ
7: Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC
List Moderator: Larry Baum, Kowloon, Hong Kong
Topic: Larry Baum, Kowloon, Hong Kong
Copyright 2017 by Larry Baum
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