The Top 7 Research Findings Of Cat Scientists

(The Top 5 Science humor list for 25 April 2017)

7) Catnip may be a viable treatment for glaucoma.

6) Grand piano legs are better claw sharpeners than are cardboard scratchers.

5) “Evolutionary Advantages of Feline Government and Canine Salivary Secretions” (aka “Cats rule and dogs drool”)

4) Hairballs cure hiccups in humans who step on them in the dark.

3) One symptom of early onset dementia is placing the front paws in the litter box while taking a dump outside the box.

2) There is no evidence that URDs (Unidentified Red Dots) actually exist.

1) Not getting 18 hours of sleep a day is bad for your health.

Selected from 23 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

1: Marissa Van Opens, Madison, WI
2: Marissa Van Opens, Madison, WI
3: Mark Weiss, Austin, TX
4: Jeremy Shelley, Huntsville, AL
5: Jerry Lane, Newark, NJ
6: Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH
7: Paul Van Opens, Ellicott City, MD
List Moderator: Larry Baum, Kowloon, Hong Kong

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