The Top 7 Things Spoken As The First Human Steps Foot On Mars

The Top 5 Science list for February 28, 2017

7) “One small step for man, one giant leap for Adidas, official footwear provider of the Google-Volkswagen Drive to the Red Bull planet.”

6) “Where are all the candy bars?”

5) “One small step for man — Hey! Is that Matt Damon?!”

4) “That’s one small step for man, one giant leap away from political news coverage.”

3) “Eso es un pequeño paso para el hombre…”

2) “I’d like a venti cappuccino, please.”

1) “Houston, we’re ready to enter the pre-landed habs now. Where are the keys? What!? What do you mean I was supposed to bring them?”

Selected from 38 submissions from 13 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

1: Marshall Gatten, Albuquerque, NM
2: Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC
3: Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC
4: Paul Van Opens, Ellicott City, MD
5: Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY
6: Rabbi Crut, Brookville, OH
7: James Rice, North Tustin, CA
7: Alan Rice, North Tustin, CA
Topic: Marshall Gatten, Albuquerque, NM
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