Eventually, he’s going to make you watch him feed it
Featuring “I would literally eat your poop.” and other greatest hits
shopping old school for new tech
It’s more love though
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Sweetgreen makes Soul Cycle look like a Black Panther gathering
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single woman author in the 19th century is in need of funds
(a pocket guide)
A survival guide
Exciting tales from someone who doesn’t belong in suburbia.
The last time I had sex with a human being, it was very disappointing
I used to get excited when I saw the packages, but not anymore.