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Don’t Worry—She’ll Respond
You had a great time last night. You were the best version of yourself. You danced away to “Get Low” by Lil John & the East Side Boyz. You…
An Open Letter to My Teenage Son
After I survived cleaning his room
How to Be Passive Aggressive When Collaborating in Google Docs
Recently I’ve been wondering how I can be more passive aggressive when collaborating in Google Docs. So I asked a team of experts (my…
Accuratizing Software Estimation
De-vaguifying technology product schedules
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As Seen at the Hot Chocolate Station at 7-Eleven
I stopped by the 7–Eleven this morning to get some coffee. I noticed a new flavor in the hot chocolate area, and it got me wondering…
Stephen H Stein
Romance Novels, Generated by Artificial Intelligence
I’ve always been fascinated with romance novels — the kind they sell at the drugstore for a couple of dollars, usually with some attractive…
In Case Our Little Princess Doesn’t Like Her Sibling, I’ve Checked Out the Baby Safe Haven…
Of course, this research and reconnaissance might all be moot.
Matthew David Brozik
Tech Product Launch Drinking Game But Instead Of Alcohol It’s Soylent Or Bag Juice.
Sip your tech drinks every time:
Love Thy Neighbor, But Don’t Read Their Emails
Whoever said we should love our neighbors has probably never been to my community forum. Look, I know who said that, and I also know that…
What I, A Millennial, Call Dogs
I Don’t Watch TV Because I’m Too Busy Sacrificing Oysters to Poseidon
It should be of no surprise that ever since I stopped watching TV, I’ve become undeniably more cultured.
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Phillip T Stephens
Plays You Can Ruin Legally Instead Of Pissing Off A Playwright
Tony & Cleopatty — Gritty immersive reboot of Antony & Cleopatra in an Italian restaurant. Pompey is played by a garlic knot.
Pity the Mooch: A Seussian Tale of Scaramucci
Pity the Mooch. He’s lost er’thing, you see. In just ten days’ time He revealed his destiny.
My ghost is thick and I love her anyway
I love this ghost and her thick spectral presentation on this plane of existence.
Fortunately, All of My Flaws Are Just Virtues in Disguise
It’s all a matter of perspective, Sharon.
Yet Another White House Shake-Up!
Exciting new candidates for the Trump Administration.
My Life Has Improved So Much Since I Got Rid Of My Cellphone And Escaped The Labyrinth
Modern life has given us so many amazing things, but I hate to say it: sometimes technology has it’s downsides. I know what you’re thinking…
I Love My Mediocre Husband
The Thicc Wife Responds.
INCREDIBLE: Heroic Man Loves His Curvy Wife
Move over Richard and Mildred Loving, we’ve got a new pair of star-crossed lovers to celebrate!
Hemingway rewrites ‘Don’t Stop Believin’
A life and death journey of belief
“Murph, You Have the Hips of a Lover and the Assured Side Part of a Great American!”
“I ran into John McCain as we walked underground to the Senate for the final vote. Someday, I’ll get to tell my grandkids what he said to…
Who’s In The Dirtbag Left?
No one really seems like they know, so as your certified Young Person Correspondent I’m here to clear the air. Here’s the official list of…
Anthony Scaramucci Considers Options for His Men’s and Women’s Fragrance Lines
Fleeting Dreams Light citrusy undertones mask a clinging Patchouli resin that can’t believe things are over already because, hey, this all…