Tracey’s Folly

It’s time to skip the selfies and get out of the way

As someone who constantly looks sick and disheveled in public, I’m taking the media treatment of Bieber personally

It’s not your fault for wanting to be loved

If it happens once, it’s an exception; if it happens twice, it’s a habit

He was twice her size, but she had double the pluck

Disembodied spines and bloodstained sheets are not appropriate donations

The age difference wasn’t the only problem with his plan

I knew introducing them was a bad idea

The sheets are soiled and there was probably feces in the tub

Confessions of a hungry hotel maid

Some discoveries were shocking, others mundane, none helpful

I’m sorry I didn’t tell you that you’re beautiful

I came pretty close once, but it didn’t last longer than high school

The ride can be better than the destination

Why can’t men talk about masturbation the way women do?

Simple and clear advice gleaned from a bathroom sign

Forget the misperception that a big girl can’t meet a good man

I gave up everything to get away from him, but he wouldn’t leave me alone

The female struggle no one talks about

Someday I hope to meet a man cool enough to accept that I write about sex

It’s what my boyfriend said after he hit me with his car

He didn’t start the fire, but he was happy to watch it go up in flames

‘Boys don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses,’ he warned

I’ll never know what really happened that night

My boyfriend promised me a diamond ring; then everything changed

There is no joy in cooking, only angst

Does it count if I didn’t take off my shorts?

Why you should never ignore red flags in new relationships

Our journey began where hers ended

Does this statement shock or offend you?