Problem Eggs
Comedy-Fantasy short. After sex with his merman boyfriend goes wrong, a man has to go to the hospital with a belly full of eggs.
8.6k, rated E, Gen! A story at the Caer Afon Magical Hospital, with Aoife Harkin, at their GUM Clinic. After sex with his merman boyfriend goes wrong, Shore finds he can’t pass the eggs as usual; meanwhile, Aoife accustoms to her new hospital after transferring over.
Contains oviposition and sexy egg sex, and then it’s not so sexy — situations of mild peril, gynecological exams, descriptions of enemas and some mildly unrealistic fantastical cervical situations. This is light-hearted and silly and fun.
CW for descriptions of past violent bullying.
Kissing Cynfab wasn’t like kissing any other men.
For one thing, he didn’t have lips in the same way a human did, nor the same kind of tongue, and when their mouths brushed against one another, Cynfab’s mouth was cool and tasted distantly fresh. Shore had slept with a merman before, back when he was still living in Porthgain, but he’d been a sailor and his colony was undersea — Cynfab was a freshwater man, more amphibious, was from a village on the water instead of under it.
