A Dramatic Reading Of Mr. Trump’s Latest Indictment

Why quote allegations when you can quote cold hard facts?

Graphic by Stephenie with elements from a photo by Miguel Á. Padriñán

So obviously everyone will read the indictment before forming an opinion, right?

Trump has been indicted. Again.

That makes three times! In a row? Yes, in a row.

And this time, the dude is going to trial.

Graphic by Stephenie with elements from Prosecuting Donald Trump, The Man in the High Castle, and weird Donald Trump fan art

Rare is the person who wants to get indicted. Even rarer is the person who wants to watch the trial, but it does happen. Especially if they pay you gobs of cash at the end and reveal it was all the reality TV version of The Truman Show.

Instead, most trials are real. Most juries are real. And most of all — the boredom is real, too.

Legal documents are understandably boring for almost anyone who isn’t about to go to prison…