The CIA releases its DLC for Xbox
An extract from the T&C
Today the CIA announced the availability of their new Downloadable Content for the general public. The following is an extract of some of the highlights:
1: Welcome.
Congratulation on downloading “ Unmanned Aircraft Systems Operator 2017”. This DLC will enable the ability to fly a US drone on a live mission with the exciting option of raining missiles down on the heads of the enemies of the state, or dudes on some list.
3: How it works.
Next to the ‘we are watching you” icon - yes, “The Net” was correct*,
there will be a “convert to live operation” indicator that will appear when there is an operation ready to be claimed. Use the Xbox button to invoke this option.
6: PEGI rating: 16
Under 18s will only be able to use this on the weekends, after the homework is done. Remember, we are watching you -see §3.
10: Achievements
These are actually the same as Call of Duty, we are truly sorry if you already completed all the story missions.
On the plus side: if you have, upon signing up your ribbons will be in the post and you are automatically made Staff Sergeant Second Class, so there’s that.
14: Working hours
Once accepted, a mission can be up to 10 hours uninterrupted, so make sure you’ve watered the horses.
15: Sanctions, Military tribunals, etc.
Be aware, failure to comply with legal orders or perform to expectations can result in the usual military sanctions, once school is out.
16: You will need to supply:
Armoured internet cable, internet connection with 6 “9s” up-time and under 20ms ping to Whiteman Air Force Base, US or Cheltenham, UK.
Note: headset not provided.
18: Informed consent
If under 18, your guardian must approve of the purchase of the game.
Confirm:I am a Quora user (Y/N).
I understand that entering Y will invalidate my application
21: FAQ
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42. Xbox 360 support:
Look.
We’re the CIA, right?
But we’re not magicians.
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* - I know right?
