Are You A Good Lover?

Or are you a bad lover? Take the quiz.

Let’s start with the bad. You don’t want to be any of these:

A Selfish Lover — I know what leaps to mind for this one is the typical male, who doesn’t give the woman oral sex, orgasm or anything much and doesn’t seem to care. Had a great time. Thanks a bunch. See ya.

But I’ve had women who are selfish lovers. I’m not big into keeping score or anything, but there are some women who seemed to be receiving a lot more than they were giving, know what I mean, and they didn’t even seem to notice.

Reciprocity. The golden rule. These are age old concepts for living a good life. They also apply to the bedroom. Do unto her as you would have her do unto you. To quote the Rihanna song:

It’s not much of a life you’re living
It’s not just something you take it’s given

Demanding Lover — And what leaps to mind here is the stereotypical type-A female who is barking orders as you try to eat her pussy. Higher, lower, side to side. Softer. That’s almost it. Almost, a little to the left. Now to the right.

Fuck this. I’m out of here.

But I’ve had overly-demanding male lovers too. During blowjobs, the running commentary. Oh yes, bite…