Humerotica
As A Bisexual, I Find Myself Attractive
Yes, sometimes it can be a problem
Nobody likes to be objectified. And yes, sometimes I objectify myself, because I am a horny bitch.
“Nice tits, nice ass,” I think, as I look in the mirror.
And sometimes, without consent, I slap myself in the ass.
“Hey!” I say.
But the deed has been done.
I also have these mirror mirror on the wall days. I don’t say it as a poem — I kind of cut to the chase.
“Who’s the fucking hottest bitch in this joint, huh?” I say to the mirror, then I start posing just the way I like sexy female models to pose. I even get a little hand mirror so I can get a good rearview, ya know. I find looking at my ass a big turn-on. Then I turn around and I look at myself full-frontal nude. And sometimes I have to catch my breath.
Next thing you know, my hands are all over myself and… you know the rest.
How To Avoid Excessive Self-Adoration If You Are Bisexual
If you are in love with yourself, as I am, there is hope, don’t despair. No, you are not doomed to a life of excessive self-abuse and vanity.
