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How to Become a Sexpert

Practice, practice, practice!

Christine's Adventures
True Confessional
3 min readDec 31, 2024

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I’ve been writing about sex here on Medium for a couple years now. I guess I’ve spent that time earning what might as well be a Ph.D. in the Nasty.

I know all about how to please women, how to please men, how to please transgender, what makes a good lover, what makes a bad lover. I’ve learned it all.

And I know some kinky techniques to spice up our love life after I meet the person of my dreams, make love to him or her for a while, and then get bored. Safeword — Ouch!

I know so much, in fact, that I myself am now a Medium Certified Sexpert.

Would you like to be sexpert too? I have done a little research and I have put together a list of the pre-requisites and requirements. If you meet them, I hereby declare you a Medium Sexpert, of the First Degree.

  1. You have some kind of genitalia. Or you once had. And this genitalia functioned in the way genitalia might be expected to function.
  2. You have a helluva lot of free time. Like way too much free time.
  3. You’re kind of bossy. In order to tell people exactly how to have sex, you have to be a bit pushy, sorry.
  4. You’re a woman. It’s much easier to take sex advice from a female. When women talk about sex it sounds…

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Christine writes about funny sexual adventures. Buy her a coffee here: https://buymeacoffee.com/xtinesteveO

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