How To Fuck My Brains Out

A quick start guide

Here the actual moment where my brain is being boinked out is captured on Adobe images. How do you like my new red hair? Crazy, huh?

The brain

The brain is an annoying, useless appendage that sits in the middle of your skull and causes you no end of problems.

Unfortunately, it cannot be removed — if it is taken out, you will die.

But there is one thing that helps. It’s called boinking your brains out.

Here’s how you do it.

You need to meet a new guy — it doesn’t work with someone you’ve known for a while and are already having regular sex with.

The brains of people who are already dating and having regular sex learn to adapt and stay strapped inside the skull during sex.

That’s why you break up with each other because your brains get louder and louder and more annoying and the boinking becomes less and less effective in silencing them.

But with a new guy, you can have complete brain removal during coitus. Here’s how.

You go online, choose the sexiest looking horniest looking dawg of the bunch, swipe right…then meet for drinks. Not coffee — you don’t want to meet for coffee. In order to…