I Want Your Dad Bod

A Father’s Dady Confession About My Neighbor Down the Street

Photo by Peter Dlhy on Unsplash

I have a crush on my neighbor down the street.

I always walk my dog the same direction, north from our house, and then left on Second. There I see him often, working on his lawn. He must be about fifty. I am about thirty. I’m fit and firm. He has a dad bod.