Humerotica
What Should A Man Say At The “Moment Of Truth”?
As he approaches the “crisis”, it’s important for him to choose his words wisely. Here’s a guide.
So my girlfriends and I were swapping stories the other day and one of them, Sierra, claimed that her boyfriend said “f*ck you!” as he was about to finish. “F*ck you, f*ck you!” he said. And then he finished.
Sierra was shocked.
After a few minutes of lying there together, she was like, “Um…what the hell was that about?”
In Sierra’s boyfriend’s mind, it was a compliment (he claimed). He was trying to hold back his climax so she might have a chance to finish with him (Fat chance! That only happens in porno movies, guys). But the way she was slinking her hips around made it impossible for him to stop, and hence the f*ck you, because she made him blow.
“I get it,” she said. “But please, be careful in the future. A girl can get the wrong idea.”
We went around the table, asking what was the weirdest thing a guy had exclaimed at the moment of fruition. We got some good ones, five of which I reproduce here. (Yes, I took out my notebook and I wrote them down, much to their horror.) So here is the result of my research, with five very helpful…
