When You See Yourself in a Dream

I saw myself in a dream last night.

Well, it wasn’t exactly me. I wasn’t staring into my own eyes or anything. No malfunctioning mirror on the fritz had some accidental fractal shattering and let loose a carbon clone hellbent on stealing my life. Nothing so high stakes, unfortunately.

No, this wasn’t some incidental meeting of minds or out-of-body experience. To be honest, he…