Best Movie Quotes on Tubi TV

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4 min readJun 13, 2017

“I’ll have what she’s having.” “May the Force be with You.” “I drink your milkshake!” Film may be a visual medium, but it’s often the dialogue that sticks with us long after the credits roll. We’ve chosen the best movie quotes on Tubi TV so you can experience them for the first time–or finally be able to say them from memory. What are your favorites?

School of Rock

Billy: You’re tacky and I hate you.

Dewey Finn: Ok, here’s the deal. I have a hangover. Who knows what that means?
Frankie: Doesn’t that mean you’re drunk?
Dewey Finn: No. It means I was drunk yesterday.

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Escape Plan

Rottmayer: You hit like a vegetarian.

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A Fish Called Wanda

Otto: Don’t call me stupid.

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Gladiator

Maximus: Are you not entertained?

Maximus: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

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Bebe’s Kids

Pee Wee: Yea, we don’t die, we…multiply.

Dorothea: Yo mama’s so country, she got an elevator, thought it was a mobile home.

Dorothea: Yo mama’s so old, she older than your grandmama.

Dorothea: Yo mama’s so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

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Much Ado About Nothing (1993)

Beatrice: I wonder that you will still be talking, Signior Benedick: nobody marks you.
Benedick: What, my dear Lady Disdain! are you yet living?
Beatrice: Is it possible disdain should die while she hath such meet food to feed it as Signior Benedick? Courtesy itself must convert to disdain, if you come in her presence.
Benedick: Then is courtesy a turncoat. But it is certain I am loved of all ladies, only you excepted: and I would I could find in my heart that I had not a hard heart; for, truly, I love none.
Beatrice: A dear happiness to women: they would else have been troubled with a pernicious suitor. I thank God and my cold blood, I am of your humour for that: I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me.
Benedick: God keep your ladyship still in that mind! so some gentleman or other shall ‘scape a predestinate scratched face.
Beatrice: Scratching could not make it worse, an ’twere such a face as yours were.
Benedick: Well, you are a rare parrot-teacher.
Beatrice: A bird of my tongue is better than a beast of yours.
Benedick: I would my horse had the speed of your tongue, and so good a continuer.