Statement on Colombian Visit

Today, President SurpriseParty, Vice President JustYourDailyNoob, White House Chief of Staff Prevblox, and Secretary of State David Axelrod met with Colombian officials to discuss a relationship going forward.

We met in the Oval Office to discuss matters regarding Foreign Operations, National Security, and Foreign Aid. The White House, IC, and State Department assured to the Colombian King and Minister on Foreign Affairs that we will be a support base for the country 24/7.

President of the United States, White House Chief of Staff, Vice President, Secretary of State, Colombian King & MoFA, State Department Chief of Staff, Director of National Intelligence, other staff.

This is an important step forward for the United States and our recognition internationally. We look forward to working with Colombia in the future to secure an alliance and aid them in any way possible.