KristinGoing the Way of LeftyA late-night knock at the door is almost never good news, so imagine my trepidation when my remaining reproductive organs showed up in…Apr 28, 20162Apr 28, 20162
KristinTransactionA young girl straight out of a Mary Ellen Mark photo showed up on my doorstep at 5:15pm in pajama pants selling candy out of a beat-up box…Mar 22, 2016Mar 22, 2016
KristininCROSSIN(G)ENRESInside Out: Endometriosis and the MacabreA fresh wad of chewed gum on the sidewalk irks me in ways that might be different than how it bothers you. I’m not thinking about my shoes…Jan 6, 20165Jan 6, 20165
KristininBe YourselfStrong Enough for a Man: Call Me Deacon BluesI’m wearing my husband’s deodorant today, hoping for an infusion of masculine energy so I can convincingly take up two seats on the bus…Dec 17, 201515Dec 17, 201515
KristininCROSSIN(G)ENRESNotes from a Routine MammogramSo, I had a mammogram yesterday and everything’s fine — hooray! Here are a few notes on the experience…Dec 15, 20151Dec 15, 20151
KristinI Froze My Ass OffI froze my ass off waiting for the bus this morning. It cracked and fell away like part of an iceberg and shattered on the sidewalk. Then…Nov 23, 2015Nov 23, 2015
KristinA Stranger CalledNow that landlines are nearly extinct and common perverts have access to lots of outlets online, you never hear about obscene phone calls…Nov 20, 20151Nov 20, 20151
KristinBus WifeAs in prison, one makes certain deals on the bus. Today, my bus wife is an older Cambodian lady whose many bags buffer against the…Nov 19, 2015Nov 19, 2015