Andrew AdamsThe Bachelorette Recap: I Know Who You Did Last WinterAs the five of you may have noticed, I didn’t recap the premiere episode last week. I’m kinda sorry. I was in the midst of applications for…May 31, 2017May 31, 2017
Andrew AdamsThe Bachelorette: Bro BiosYes. Hello. It is me. I’m back. After Nick’s season ended and I realized it was cuffing season I fell into a serious relationship dark…May 19, 2017May 19, 2017
Andrew AdamsinMovie Time GuruThe Bachelor Recap: Can Nick Finnish?It’s been 11 weeks and all that is left are some bad Finnish puns, a couple Finnish condom wrappers, and some stale DD cupcakes leftover…Mar 15, 2017Mar 15, 2017
Andrew AdamsThe Bachelor Recap: The Finnish LineIt’s Fantasy Suite Week on The Bachelor. Yes, we’ve finally gotten to the point in the season where ABC producers deem it appropriate for…Mar 1, 2017Mar 1, 2017
Andrew AdamsThe Bachelor Recap: Meet The Parents And The Other Parents And the Other Other Parents And The…There are three phases/tones to a Bachelor season. The first phase, when there are between 18 and 30 suitors, is like a zany sitcom. The…Feb 22, 2017Feb 22, 2017
Andrew AdamsinMovie Time GuruThe Bachelor Recap: Emo Intel Briefings*Cue Music*Feb 2, 2017Feb 2, 2017
Andrew AdamsThe Bachelor Recap: It’s pronounced “mill-e-wah-que” which is Algonquin for “the good land.”We return to week four of The Bachelor. The screen is black. I am befuddled: Is my tv working? Did I DVR the end of The Sopranos by…Jan 26, 2017Jan 26, 2017
Andrew AdamsinMovie Time GuruThe Bachelor Recap: Girl In The Bouncy CastleLast week, I said there were two possible options to explain Corinne’s behavior. The first, and most likely explanation, is that Corinne is…Jan 17, 20171Jan 17, 20171
Andrew AdamsThe Bachelor Recap: Raindrops, Drop Top, Corinne Takin That Top OffTwo important moments in history happened this past Monday night. First, Clemson beat Alabama and claimed their first National Championship…Jan 13, 2017Jan 13, 2017
Andrew AdamsinMovie Time GuruThe Bachelor Recap: First ImpressionsBachelor season is upon us, and it’s about time because 2016 was a dog shit year for everyone involved with a few exceptions, such as…Jan 4, 20172Jan 4, 20172