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Other Words To Describe the “Unsportsmanlike” Shirt Incident at the US Open

It IS hot out, but we are all dealing with the heat without furiously striping down in front of thousands of viewers to try to make a…

Sep 1, 2018

Other Words To Describe the “Unsportsmanlike” Shirt Incident at the US Open

Sep 1, 2018

Kasadee Allan

Yelling at Boys: And Other Things I Did at Middle School Dances

Forty-year-old gymnasium, an underpaid DJ playing the “Cha Cha Slide,” boys on one side and girls on the other, it had all the makings of a…

Aug 12, 2018

Aug 12, 2018

Kasadee Allan

Just Wondering When My Alumni Pin’s Super Powers are Going to Kick In?

From: A Recent Graduate

May 31, 2018

Just Wondering When My Alumni Pin’s Super Powers are Going to Kick In?

May 31, 2018

Kasadee Allan
in
Slackjaw

Finally, a Gym That Cares as Much About Your Sports Drink as You Do

Anything you want to drink, bring it on in. Except water, it lacks imagination, which reflects poorly on us as an organization.

May 30, 2018

Finally, a Gym That Cares as Much About Your Sports Drink as You Do

May 30, 2018

Kasadee Allan
in
The Dot

Am I Too Young to Wonder If I Will Die Alone?

There are tons of facts that can be used to define me; some make me feel special, I love March Madness but only like the NBA and I don’t…

May 17, 2018

May 17, 2018

Kasadee Allan
in
The Belladonna Comedy

Excerpts from the Newest Baby-Sitters’ Club Books

Written Entirely by Dads Who Babysit Their Own Kids!

Apr 26, 2018

Excerpts from the Newest Baby-Sitters’ Club Books

Apr 26, 2018

Kasadee Allan
in
Slackjaw

Eulogy for an iPhone Who Died with All Its Original Parts

Thank you all for being here today. It means so much to me that many of you could come out and support me through this heartbreaking time.

Feb 13, 2018

Eulogy for an iPhone Who Died with All Its Original Parts

Feb 13, 2018

Kasadee Allan
in
Slackjaw

Action Steps for Handling Emails from Your Alumni Association

1. Subject: Happy Holidays!

Jan 18, 2018

Action Steps for Handling Emails from Your Alumni Association

Jan 18, 2018

Kasadee Allan

All of One Direction is Nominated for the Same Award and My World is on Fire

It is award season once again and the “iHeartRadio Music Awards” have released the nominees in all categories. For Best Solo Breakout, not…

Jan 15, 2018

Jan 15, 2018

Kasadee Allan

Other “Predicaments” Women Find Themselves In

On Friday Louis C.K. confirmed sexual harassment claims by stating that late in life he has realized that:

Nov 14, 2017

Nov 14, 2017

Kasadee Allan

Kasadee Allan

A comedy writer who has finally found a productive way to rant about this crazy world we live in. You can find her on Twitter @Just_Kas and kasadeeallan.com.

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