Lisa BordersinSlackjawI’m A ‘90s Rock Star Trying To Make A Comeback, And I’ve Been Encouraged To Apologize For A Few…Rumors that I used to sleep with underage fans are both appalling and, most importantly, unprovable.May 1May 1
Lisa BordersinGreener Pastures MagazineI’m a Woman Who Grew up in New Jersey, and Rumors About Real, Yellowjackets-Style Cannibal Cults…I would say that even if notes that read “squealers get skewers” weren’t habitually left in my locker and occasionally mailed to my home.Mar 24, 20232Mar 24, 20232
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Lisa BordersinThe Belladonna ComedyThings I, an American Woman, Did LastWeekend for No Particular Reason at AllCried more than Brett Kavanaugh during his confirmation hearings — likely due to menopause and a re-watching of Dirty Dancing, certainly…Jun 30, 202211Jun 30, 202211
Lisa BordersinThe Belladonna ComedyReasons to Shave Your Legs in WinterIt’s hard to fantasize about Paul Rudd when your legs look like the Acadia National Forest.Mar 14, 202214Mar 14, 202214
Lisa BordersinThe Belladonna ComedyVirus Seeking Host: The Omicron Variant Sets Up An OkCupid ProfileI’m as horny for you as a frat brother after a six pack of Natty Ice, and equally safe to be around.Dec 12, 2021Dec 12, 2021
Lisa BordersinThe Belladonna ComedyThings Men on the Street Have Murmured About My Breasts or R.E.M. Songs?Wowee, Winnebagoes!Apr 27, 2021Apr 27, 2021
Lisa BordersinThe Belladonna ComedyThings Joe Biden Could Do Instead of Run for President1. Apologize to Anita HillJun 4, 2019Jun 4, 2019