Harris NewmanWhat Makes a Good Friend?Please note: I used “he” as most of my friends have identified as such — and it’s their actions who’ve inspired this. However, this is…May 20, 2020May 20, 2020
Harris NewmaninThe OctopusImmersion Blender Wins “Best Appliance”; Toaster is OutragedAFTER A 30 YEAR REIGN, THE TOASTER HAS FINALLY BEEN UNSEATED.Feb 14, 2019Feb 14, 2019
Harris NewmaninThe Octopus[Sponsored Ad]The Octopus is proudly sponsored by fake businesses. To advertise on our platform, please reach out and a fellow Octopus will contact you…Feb 14, 2019Feb 14, 2019
Harris NewmaninThe OctopusThe Theater of LifePERHAPS YOU’VE HEARD OF THIS BOOK.Feb 14, 2019Feb 14, 2019
Harris NewmaninThe OctopusCome Visit EarthIn 2052, Earth’s marketing department launched an innovative campaign to promote intergalactic tourism.Feb 14, 2019Feb 14, 2019
Harris NewmaninCondimentsTrump Targets Trees, Demands Apology for Pollen LevelsImmigrants, athletes, former Presidents and past lovers are not enough. Just last night, President Trump has declared a newfound enemy…May 8, 2018May 8, 2018
Harris NewmanDetroit Hustles HarderI just spent a week in Detroit. After returning, I couldn’t stop thinking about the city. So, I’ve decided to publish a short list of all…Mar 22, 2018Mar 22, 2018
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