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Disturbing Report Finds Minuscule Percentage of Americans Actually Dislike Michael Bublé

BOSTON — According to a very disturbing report released last month by the sociology department at Cornell University, it was discovered…

Oct 30

Disturbing Report Finds Minuscule Percentage of Americans Actually Dislike Michael Bublé

Oct 30

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Red Candy Buckets to Indicate Rabid Children

GALVISTON, TX — Following the National Autism Association’s decision to promote autistic children using blue buckets to for trick or…

Sep 30

Red Candy Buckets to Indicate Rabid Children

Sep 30

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Friend Thinks You’d Like This Song Since You Like Song That’s Completely Different

ATLANTA, GA — “Notice how the bridge sounds exactly like the bridge in that song you were listening to the other day,” excitedly remarked…

Sep 19

Friend Thinks You’d Like This Song Since You Like Song That’s Completely Different

Sep 19

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Local Mom Fires Off a Few Rounds at Children’s Feet To Prep For School Day

RENO, NV — Saying it had inspired her to possibly adopt this practice permanently, local mom Kendra Kilborn, mother of two, reportedly…

Sep 5

Local Mom Fires Off a Few Rounds at Children’s Feet To Prep For School Day

Sep 5

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So-Called “True Crime” Drama Doesn’t Take Place in Florida

Viewers Were Shocked While Tuning Into The Latest Episode of This Popular True Crime Drama Series

Aug 30

So-Called “True Crime” Drama Doesn’t Take Place in Florida

Aug 30

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Preschooler’s Adorable Female Playmate to Stomp All Over His Heart in 22 Years; Reduce Him to…

NORWALK, CT — Though he is yet unaware of it and the two won’t become romantically involved for almost 20 years, sources confirmed Tuesday…

Aug 30

Preschooler’s Adorable Female Playmate to Stomp All Over His Heart in 22 Years; Reduce Him to…

Aug 30

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“Again With the Fucking Early Morning Activities?!”

PENSACOLA, FL — After confirming with 4 staff members, 6 clients and even a few visitors and onlookers, it was pretty clear that Nancy…

May 15

“Again With the Fucking Early Morning Activities?!”

May 15

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Robert Smith to Replace Sy Snootles as Lead Singer of Max Rebo Band

With exact dates and times soon to be announced, our sources have recently learned that singer Robert Smith, current frontman of The Cure…

Mar 25

Robert Smith to Replace Sy Snootles as Lead Singer of Max Rebo Band

Mar 25

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Minimalist Lifestyle Appealing to Poor People

Latest Study Finds Living Without Creature Comforts Favor Those With Limited Income

Mar 11

Minimalist Lifestyle Appealing to Poor People

Mar 11

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Report: “I’m Gonna Throat-Punch Grandma if She Calls Scrabble, The Scramble, one More Time This…

METHUEN, MA — Saying the joke had turned into an actual threat even before dessert was served, an anonymous member of the Creed family…

Dec 15, 2023

Report: “I’m Gonna Throat-Punch Grandma if She Calls Scrabble, The Scramble, one More Time This…

Dec 15, 2023

Mark J. Shady

Mark J. Shady

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Contributing writer for The Hard Times as well as several other online publications. Also an award-winning filmmaker & indie film producer.

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