PinnedRachel A FeferinAbout Me StoriesAbout Me — Rachel A. FeferThe last 58 years have been extraordinary, and the universe has seen fit to give me no end of material. I’ve already started telling…Jun 20, 202224Jun 20, 202224
Rachel A FeferWalmart Killed My Client So I Won’t Shop There…EverI’m not giving those bastards a dime after what happened to Dan and you shouldn’t either1d ago251d ago25
Rachel A FeferA Master Class In Decorating Like A Childless Cat LadyThis beats the hell out of “fridgescaping”… I mean, what the fuck’s up with that?3d ago133d ago13
Rachel A FeferA Post-Hurricane Primer on Lost PetsMy preferred title was “Don’t Be a Doofus If You Want Your Dog Back” but I’m trying to be nice today…5d ago165d ago16
Rachel A FeferHere In Clearwater My Birthday Is About Giving, Not ReceivingI’ve been very fortunate so it’s the least I can doSep 2915Sep 2915
Rachel A FeferI’ve Lived Through Lothar, Harvey and Ian, So C’Mon Helene, I’m ReadyThe boys were bad, but she could be a bitchSep 2616Sep 2616
Rachel A FeferI’m Flattered The Boss Gave Me a Private Office But…There may be a message here I’m missing, or notSep 2217Sep 2217
Rachel A FeferinIterations of IdiocyMy Sixty-First Will Be Sedate and That’s a Good ThingThe history of Feferfest is littered with lunacySep 2019Sep 2019
Rachel A FeferDefining Pets As Property Causes Problems For The People Trying To Help ThemWe need to stop classifying animals like Adirondack chairs, they’re living beings not decorative items…Sep 178Sep 178
Rachel A FeferIn the Four Years Since His Death, I’ve Rebuilt My LifeThe structure seems sound so I’m starting on the punch-listSep 1528Sep 1528