How to Out-Mean-Girl the Mean Girls With One Super Nice Girl Trick

Mandy Stadtmiller
Dec 10, 2018 · 9 min read
Mean Girls early script (via Daily Script).
I know it’s probably hard to imagine that I wasn’t the most popular girl in school based on this super-confident shoulder move thing I’m doing — combined with all that hot black sweatshirt action. But alas, I was not.

God how I prefer the angry bitch who might simply speak up and say, “Dude. Your work sucks. Get better, or find another job.” Okay, I can work with that.

A publicity still from the greatest dark teen comedy ever made: Heathers.

Q: “Did you get even taller?” A: “Thank you.”

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Scenario 3

“Thank you.”


Take a quick lesson from Tatianna on Drag Race if you need any help on your delivery.

The most hilarious irony of this whole piece is that in Mean Girls, when the main character is being fucked with, she actually does say, “Thank you” and gets caught in the trap: “So you agree. You think you’re really pretty.” Know where she went wrong? She didn’t just say, “Yeah, I do, actually,” and walk away.

48 Laws of Power via Pinterest.
The hardest and most beneficial of The Four Agreements: Don’t take anything personally. (via Pinterest) If you like my writing, I appreciate you purchasing through my affiliate link. Any book recommendations I make within this piece include it. Thank you!

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Un Yourself

From the author of Unwifeable: A site dedicated to uncovering identity, unlocking inspiration and unleashing joy.