Punfucius Says: Aphorisms, Haikus & Puns Part 1

Hell is other people chewing their food loudly when you’re looking to finish a book in a quiet corner. Sartre, finish your sentences.

Waiter at diner: How’s the food, ma’m?

Me: These eggs taste like unrequited love and disappointment.

Waiter: I’ll get more toast.

*trapped in a burning house*

Sartre: You’ll never make it out of here alive, C-dawg

Camus: That’s the point, homie. That’s the point

#noexit

Didja hear the one about the guy who was stuck rolling a giant rock uphill for all of eternity?

(Sisy)Phus gaya bechara