Punfucius Says: Aphorisms, Haikus & Puns Part 1Koval·FollowPublished inUncouth Uncouth·1 min read·Feb 27, 2016--ListenShareHell is other people chewing their food loudly when you’re looking to finish a book in a quiet corner. Sartre, finish your sentences.Waiter at diner: How’s the food, ma’m?Me: These eggs taste like unrequited love and disappointment.Waiter: I’ll get more toast.*trapped in a burning house*Sartre: You’ll never make it out of here alive, C-dawgCamus: That’s the point, homie. That’s the point#noexitDidja hear the one about the guy who was stuck rolling a giant rock uphill for all of eternity?(Sisy)Phus gaya bechara