The Art Of Killing A Nation With Misdirection
Pander to local groups with proto-Fascist agendas barely camouflaged as nationalism. Ensure that these groups periodically target advocates of liberal thought (read: common sense) with the kind of vitriol that is usually reserved for mass-murderers and their ilk. Don’t just bank on their self-serving worldview, homophobia, xenophobia, meninism, etc. — no. Make extensive complicity with mindless violence a qualifier and settle for nothing less. Keep your eyes peeled for opportunities to put your goons to use, but not too frequently, lest the masses catch on. Like any half-decent predator, bide your time for the exact right moment.
Make no mistakes, the right moment will present itself. After all, the libtards will always find something to outrage over. Eons of systemic corruption and obsolete policies will ensure that they do — that is why they exist in the first place, no? In this instance, libtards will be an institution and its members already targeted regularly for their Leftist political alignment and /or constant appeals for socialist treatment of national issues. Once they begin to cry foul over the judicial killing of a controversial entity, activate your goons — because screw humanism. Agency and critical thinking over dogma? Goddamn these proles and their naivety. You so got this, amirite? *puts gun fingers up and winks*
Now, if you have done your prepwork right, you will accomplish multiple goals within days. These goons, posing as libtards themselves will discredit the real libtards with a slew of misdemeanors during one of their ‘peaceful protest’ thingamajigs. They will recruit further, and fast, by using the ultimate in emotional weaponry — patriotism — that monkey on an entire nation’s back. You never understood why this meaningless sentiment hasn’t gone the way of the dodo in your country yet, but hey, if it helps ya, it helps ya. The goons will then pick on and victimize the most vocal faces of this erstwhile peaceful movement and brand them anti-national. The lynchmob will take its cue and efficiently destroy yet another young life using sedition charges, presumably cackling in the shadows the whole time. Also, in a move that everyone in their right minds should see coming but wont, the guy with a Muslim name will be accused of colluding with terrorist groups because DUH! So what if he is not even an Islamist but an atheist (and a communist to boot)? His name definitely isn’t and it is really his own fault for not surgically removing it from his identity.
The remaining sickular libtards will run to these suckers’ aid, resuming their efforts to dismantle a messed up political machine. The goons will drown out their pitiable collective voice by yelling louder, threatening more rape + violence, and win simply because there’s value in numbers. As the dissonance reaches its sickening crescendo, crushing public’s demands for justice, make your big move.
Your behemoth PR-monster will swallow muckrakers and spit them out, converted, ready to live a new life — a life both safer and more comfortable — as your sympathizers. Millions of plebs may get roused every now and then and secure a victory for the libtard institution and its demonized students. The victory may even begin to feel Pyrrhic soon in light of your mania for wealth accumulation. Mollify those clueless fucks with promises of more vacuous reforms and they will eat. that. shit. up. yo! More statues should do the trick. Even a new hashtag will work, if you’re pressed for time. You are busy, after all, trying to keep plutocracy thrivin’. Pick something to do with babies this time around, considering it’s their health and future the libtards are likely to start raising questions about next.
Remember to throw an entire nation under the bus as the means to an end in one fell swoop. Convince yourself that the moral fallout of your action is simply too small when you factor in its overall profitability to you and the plutocrat dicks you’ve been sucking. Sleep tight.
