Things That Are Not Substitutes for a Personality
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1 min readJul 4, 2018
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- Disliking stuff
- Liking obscure stuff
- A Seinfeld box-set
- A car
- Anime
- A summer spent backpacking through Southeast Asia
- Or Europe
- An Alaska cruise
- A Caribbean cruise
- A cruise
- Frequent use of the phrase ‘pearl-clutching’
- Name-dropping philosobros
- Contrarianism
- MEMES
- Living in a city name-checked in popular media
- MicroKorg
- Arturia MiniBrute
- Moog Sub Phatty
- Literally any other synth
- Or assorted music production gear
- Tumblrspeak
- Athleisure brands
- Ability to trawl through music blogs
- and Soundcloud
- Bandcamp may be exempt idk, depends on how I’m feeling on the day
- Crossfit
- Yoga
- Referencing Virgil Abloh
- Being Virgil Abloh
- Alcoholism
- Smoking pot
- Substance dependence
- Introversion
- Extroversion
- Ambiversion
- Personality quizzes that help you identify as either
- Documentaries
- Dramatically altering your hair
- Jazz
- Appreciating art made by dead straight white dudes
- Appreciating art made by living straight white dudes
- Excessive cursing
- Writing self-seeking bulleted lists that hold up a cruel mirror to your own horrorshow of a personality
- A personality