Raising a new venture capital fund? Try these 10 names

Everyone and his sister is raising a fund. It’s not just SoftBank raising a $100B fund, either.

Test: Should I be raising a fund?

Here’s a quick litmus test as to whether you should be raising a fund right now.

• Have you been a consultant to an industry for a few years? Great! Raise a fund.
• Does your idea have anything to do with cryptocurrency or Bitcoin? Great! Raise a fund.
• Are you an associate at a mediocre fund? Great! Raise a fund.
• Have you ever dreamt of living the 2 and 20 lifestyle? Great! Raise a fund.

If you answered yes to any of the above (or even if you haven’t), now is great time to raise a fund.

Try these new 10 VC fund names on for size

It’s really hard to find a unique name for a fund, let alone one that describes to a T what you’re all about. It’s even harder to find an available .com for said name.

So, to help y’all out, we’ve spent the past couple days deliberating, A/B testing, and spitballing some great new names we know will help you raise your next tranche.

So, in no particular order, here are some great names for your next VC fund:

1. Cynical Ventures (clearly, a favorite for us at UJ)
2. BS Capital
3. Random Outcome Capital Management (ROCM)
4. Gamble Ventures
5. Drunk Walk Partners
6. Someone Else’s Money Venture Partners (SEMVP)
7. Fake News Partners
8. FOMO Capital
9. I Know a Guy at TechCrunch Capital (IKAGATCC)
10. Cyclical Capital

What are you calling your fund?