Backyard airspace — the Final Frontier.

These are the voyages of the Quadcopter Enterprise. Our seven-minute* radio-controlled mission: to impress new Trekkie friends, to seek out new birds and squirrels to harass, to boldly go where lots of drones have gone before, but in a much cooler fashion.

You’ll never own a drone better suited to getting up in the face of your loser neighbor’s RC Millennium Falcon than this lovingly detailed 50th anniversary replica of Star Trek’s unmistakable U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-A. Its four-channel remote’s 2.4Ghz communication gives this bird a 200-foot maximum range complete with ten programmed authentic lights and sounds to properly announce its presence. When it isn’t searching for new life and new civilizations through your smoking-hot neighbor’s window — real talk: don’t do that, please — it can rest handsomely on its commemorative display stand.

Sorry, but the Star Trek Enterprise Quadcopter does not include the controller’s required four AA batteries.

*Assumes a full one-hour USB charge with included cable before disembarking.