For the love of Arnold Palmer, quadruple-check the UroClub’s cap after relieving your 3 wood and mark it as clearly as you have to in order to prevent gripping and ripping with a club full of piss.
A board-certified urologist conceived the UroClub to trade one shaft full of pee for another when a bladder full of water, sports drinks, and beer threatens to call a halt to your game. After unscrewing the leak-proof, triple-sealed cap and clipping the privacy towel to the front of your pants or a belt, just dangle your dongle right into the UroClub’s shaft and discreetly relieve yourself. Screw the cap back on and empty your waste at the first available restroom or whenever you return home. The entire club’s non-porous material makes for easy cleanup later.
That’s certainly innovative, but wait until you see our solution to having to poop during a soccer game. You’ll never guess where we stow it.