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Will Lockett

Elon Musk Leaked As Buyer Of Truth Social

Truth Social Goes Public.

3 min readMar 29, 2024

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Elon Musk Leaked As Buyer Of Truth Social

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Will Lockett

Disneyland Gaza In The Works

The biggest real estate opportunity in the Middle East.

3 min readMar 27, 2024

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Disneyland Gaza In The Works

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Trump Tower To be Turned Into Mosque

Trump’s heroic pleads to keep his golden phallic ego monument.

3 min readMar 24, 2024

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Trump Tower To be Turned Into Mosque

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Trump Accuses Liberal Media Of Trying To Help Him

Liberal media misquoting is a conundrum for Trump.

3 min readMar 24, 2024

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Trump Accuses Liberal Media Of Trying To Help Him

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Will Lockett

Tories Plot To Secretly Replace Sunak With ChatGPT-powered Mr Potato Head

The fool-proof plan to keep Britain Conservative.

3 min readMar 20, 2024

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Tories Plot To Secretly Replace Sunak With ChatGPT-powered Mr Potato Head

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“Ghost Costume” Found In Tory Donor’s House

UK Politics doesn’t have a racism problem. I promise.

3 min readMar 15, 2024

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“Ghost Costume” Found In Tory Donor’s House

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Trump To Spend Ukraine Aid Funds On Incontinent Russian Hookers If Elected

Trump’s plan for peace in Ukraine.

2 min readMar 13, 2024

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Trump To Spend Ukraine Aid Funds On Incontinent Russian Hookers If Elected

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Trump Wants To Buy E. Jean Carroll A Mega Yacht

Trump’s Saturday Georgia Rally was misunderstood.

2 min readMar 13, 2024

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Trump Wants To Buy E. Jean Carroll A Mega Yacht

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Will Lockett

Supreme Court Makes Insurrection A Constitutional Right

Trump is back on the 2024 ballot.

3 min readMar 11, 2024

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Supreme Court Makes Insurrection A Constitutional Right

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Trump Claims Speed Keeps Him Young

DoD Report on Drug Use in the Trump Administration.

3 min readMar 7, 2024

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Trump Claims Speed Keeps Him Young

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Independent journalist covering global politics, climate change and technology. Get articles early at www.planetearthandbeyond.co

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