What We Really Need to Read Is the Epstein Report

Adam Tod Brown
Mar 26, 2019 · 11 min read

Finally! Over the weekend, the findings in the Mueller probe floated gently down to earth, like a meteor that was supposed to destroy the world but ultimately just fucked up a 7–11 a little bit.

What we all wanted was destruction and ruin of Trump, what we got instead was destruction and ruin of our hope for the future.