The Science Behind Penis Growth Pills:
Do They Really Work?
Looking to transform that button-in-a-bush into a godly trouser serpent, feared and revered by men and women alike?
The male enhancements & supplements industry is projected to rake in $608. 9 million in revenue by 2027! But the real question is: does any of that stuff actually work?
Million Dollar Dong
I once wrote a story of an erotic nature wherein a man has his wang replaced with a bionic solution in the interest of pleasing his lover.
I later saw this same basic premise reflected in an episode of Rick & Morty, when the eternally cringe-worthy Jerry is confronted with the opportunity to donate his penis in order to save the life of one “Shrimply Pibbles,” the intergalactic equivalent of a world peace Nobel laureate. If he does so, he’ll receive a cybernetic replacement part.
Considering the robotic XP20-XS isn’t an option quite yet — but could be in our lifetime! — fellas will just have to settle for alternate means of enhancing their junk.
One of the more popular options for the underdeveloped (or those who perceive themselves as such) is penile growth pills.
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What’s UP, GUYS?
So, let’s take a look at what exactly is in the majority of these pills. The most popular ingredients are as follows:
- Ginkgo Biloba
- Yohimbe
- Maca (AKA “Horny Goat Weed”)
The FDA (Food and Drug Administration) does not recognize the effectiveness of any of these ingredients as it pertains to male enhancement. But then again, the FDA tends to downplay the effect of any kind of natural or homeopathic remedy for any ailment.
On the flip side of that is the fact that all of these ingredients have storied histories within various cultures. Some men attest to Horny Goat Weed having some notable effects in regard to increasing the libido. Given the fact that an increased libido will result in better erections, one can see how that could be considered effective (at least marginally).
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Likewise, Yohimbe and Ginkgo Biloba are widely recognized for increasing energy and overall happiness levels. Will they literally increase the size of your penis, even when flaccid? Probably not. But there is much to be said for one’s mental disposition in regards to their sexual well-being.
Bottom line: Both Yohimbe and Ginkgo, when administered safely, can indeed cure erectile dysfunction, but neither will actually increase the size of a penis.
Love Thyself
At the end of the day, your best option is to accept your body as it is and to find a lover who will love you for who you are, warts and all. Although, you know, hopefully, genital warts are not an issue. If they are, go to a doctor, dude.
The biggest problem when it comes to penis size is not the length or girth of what you’re carrying around down there but, rather, your own perception of it. Men suffer body dysmorphia, too — don’t be fooled by the modern culture into believing that particular neurosis is the sole domain of women.
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Before popping pills to make your peter pop, consider a session or two with a licensed therapist. The chances are good that you have nothing to worry about in the first place.
If you do end up deciding that you absolutely must increase your penis size, please be safe about it. Research any interactions that any pills might have with your current medications, vitamins, or other supplements. If you go another route, just be cautious not to inflict permanent damage on your dong. You only get the one…well, until the XP20-XS of the future becomes widely available.
